shooter offers ten conditions he’d welcome a brett favre comeback. our favorite? goes to miami to make bill parcells head explode. fivetooltool via epiccarnival.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day: after you’ve had a black nba player, there’s no place to go but a fire hydrant if you want more size. apparently. drunkenstepfather
it’s the end of the world as we know it. no more “me love you long time”. uncoached
yikes! we wonder what’s higher. rich rodriguez’s graduation rate or this former wolverine’s blood alcohol level. worldofisaac
apparently we haven’t (yet) cornered the market on cheerporn. donchavez
seattle is probably our favorite city in the u.s., so we’re bummed for them that they lost their connection to the 11 greatest sonics of all time. brahsome
this is no ordinary amy winehouse picture. when we grow up, we want to be…..derober.
katharine mcphee should be renamed kat mcphine. thebeergoggler
on205th: nothing says we’ve found the cure for erectile dysfunction like the cover of UK edition of GQ fagazine.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage: nothing says espn has this whole sports broadcasting thing figured out like 12″ of erin andrews thigh.
nextround: nothing says here’s to you mrs. robinson like a who’s hotter contest between marla maples and cindy crawford. (we voted for maples)
theangryT: nothing says thank god they didn’t mention ed wade or i would have blown my brains out like this list of the top ten mlb trade deadline deals.
gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, ns4w: nothing says that youth is wasted on the young like having megan fox as a babysitter.
hottestgirlsofmyspace: nothing says that the human genome is mutating in a totally awesome way like this tiny little hardbody with nice mamms.
yepyep: nothing says who cares what country she plays for as long as she does a nude playboy pictorial like usa/russia’s becky hammond.
thebeergoggler: nothing says your next boyfriend is going to be a fat, acne-riddle poker player like kim kardashian’s nasty eating problem.
