You knew someone was going to be held accountable for Manny Ramirez taking an early shower during Game Four of the NLCS….and you had to know that it wasn’t going to be Manny.

Turns out, it’s Jamie McCourt….soon to be divorced wife of Dodger owner and Angela’s Ashes author Frank McCort.  We made up that last part.  The guy who wrote Angela’s Ashes is named Frank McCourt….but he’s not the same douchewaffle Dodgers owner who just fired his wife. We also made up the part about her taking showers with Manny.  Manny only showers with Manny.

Why did McCourt fire his wife?  From the looks of this picture, we’re guessing it’s because she wouldn’t give him field-box head.