that’s USC soccer player megan ohai on the left.  and just to the left of the left.  and even further to the left of the left.  that’s all megan ohai.

we tried to get the scoop on this chick from our favorite sports site, deadspinwithleathersportsbybrooksbustedcoverage, but some of those sites were so jammed up with traffic that our boogers plumb dried out while we were waiting.

so finally, we got it at national lampoon.  (we said poon) and we found that via trojanwire, which said these pictures are not safe for work.  wuh?  THIS is not safe for work.

anywho…thanks lampoon and trojanwire.

according to ohai’s player bio, she’s 5′6″ tall and 5′5″ deep.  that’s some hot shit.  you better be long and black if you expect to hit bottom with her.

[images via nationallampoonsplog]