The Night Desk with LarryKingJolson
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like baseball? got mad photoshop skillz? just plain mad? get your ass over to epiccarnival where they are holding a baseball photoshop contest, with the winner taking home their choice of $1,667.50 Thai Bhats, 58,175 Tanzanian Shillings, 5,410 Japanese Yen, 167 Israeli Shekels, 3,428 Bangladeshi Takas or 24,972 Chilean Pesos.
on205th is circulating the conspiracy theory that because naked women are beginning to pop in mainstream women’s magazines, that means most mainstream women are secretly lesbian. WE LIKE IT!
retief goosen now looks like an assclown. {worldofisaac}
is under armour the new speedo? {bustedcoverage}
we got SPRUNG from this picture of almudena fernandez, courtesy of hotpoa.
we can’t help it. we h8 paul pierce and the celts. sorry h8torade.
we’ve batted around and we’re back to our lead-off hitter, on205th who, with the publishing of the above image of Kate Beckinsale’s lump ass, has provided dramatic and damaging evidence that either ballot box was as stuffed as Ms. Beckinsale’s ass or a technological error resulted in her being named the sexiest woman on the planet over bar rafaeli.
the office guru’s at nine-to-fried offer this video on how to bag a cougar in power.
the daily gizmodo: good news is there’s a 108″ flat panel coming in september of this year. bad news is that you’ll have to become the gay sex slave of an arab sheik to be able to afford one.
they’re gonna rip off your heads, your aspirations to shreds….(no, seriously)
