yeah….this was supposed to be a post about dale jr. being EXPOSED as a FRAUD. but jr. (along with the trusty casio calculator of tony eury jr.) went and ruined that by winning the lifelock400…jr’s first win since 1926.

we’ll move forward and start mocking tony stewart next week….but we want to take the time to congratulate all those in jr. nation who finally got a return on their investment of all that amp energy drink they’ve been guzzlin.

you know who you are.

back to the headline….a couple of nascar officials have been suspended indefinitely for exposing themselves to coworker mauricia grant, who is suing nascar for 225 million (or half the amount of money hendrick motorsports has spent trying to make dale jr. competitive).

mauricia, it’s called taking a piss. us guys do that sometimes.

in other news, the leader of la Revolucion!, kyle busch remains at the top of nascar driver standings.

is nothing yet sacred in this country?

how does a white-male dominated sport, borne from redneck moonshine runners, get hit with a racial and sexual harassment lawsuit?

where was brad daugherty during all of this?

nascar’s response: “shoot, we ain’t got two hundred fitty million!”

new abc family movie, the circuit, seems like wrascar meets all my children. redeeming value?

michelle trachtenberg.

Poor Gasman. Beautiful, brilliant Gasman. Wanting to swim in the big water with all the other Wrascar fans.

Our leader suggested that, after blowing a tire, the driver of Rocket 88 dipped into some nachos and downed an AMP energy drink before deciding to peel his car off the wall. His behaviour in this instance mirrors that of the driver of the 18 car earlier this year. Thats one thing about a blown tire…that hotrod will take you anywhere IT wants to go…

here’s a two part clip showing some of the brouhaha between Denny Hamlin and Brad Keselowski’s pit crews….the sprocket and wrench set pretending to be tough with each other.

lots of, “fuck you, kobalt tools are way better than dewalt tools” type bullshit.

did we mention kyle busch wasn’t involved in the shenanigans. prolly cause he was busy winning the race (carquest300)

what a night at flatusyahu’s wrascar desk!

first we got a peak at sharon stone’s nutsack.

and now…..it’s official….. Kyle Busch has tamed LMS and wins the Carquest 300! the only thing that beats Rowdy this year is broken fuzzlenuts!

that’s nine out of 13 for toyota and…oh, yes…..dale earnhardt jr finished in his customary fourth place! what a superstar!

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Hendrick Motorsports manbabies were out in force last night at Darlington after Citizen18 whipped their asses all over the Lady in Black.  

If it was Jeff Gordon whining about “being so dang competitive” it was Dale Earnhardt Jr. complaining that CuzinTony changed his A-frame without his knowledge and didn’t tell him after the race.

We’ll do some more Hendrick-hatin’ later in the day….for now…..we’re just going to celebrate the Rowdy Revolution for a couple more hours.

Yeah, we know it’s a little early in the century to make this call….but Kyle Busch is the best thing to happen to NASCAR since #3 himself started kicking asses and taking names.

Busch is not only the most exciting….and quite possible the BEST driver in the world today…..but he’s MOSDEF the BADDEST MUTHAFUCKA on four highly-maligned Goodyear brand tires.

“I don’t care….I’ll wreck as many cars as I have to”, said Busch after giving Steve Wallace the high hard one at the Lipton at Richmond on Friday night.

It’s time to jump on the #18 bandwagon….there’s a new sheriff in town…..and his name is ROWDY BUSCH!!!!!

See Busch and Junior tangle:

See Busch and Steve Wallace tangle the night before:

This shit is good!