on205th: nothing says “i don’t milking elsie” like this highly unusual and potentially disturbing image.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage:  nothing says i can’t wait to watch the Evian Masters like this picture of natalie gulbis squeezing out a qweef.

donchavez:  nothing says “tony parker could be having the time of his life if he wasn’t married to that bitchy looking chick from desperate housewives”  like these pictures of the san antonio spurs dance team.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, withleather:  nothing says “SPF is the new WMD” like yankees stadium officials confiscating sunscreen in the name of defending against terrorism.  cockhogs, indeed.

brightblackinternet:  nothing says “i’ll take two” like a 99 cent BJ”.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 3, ns4w:  nothing says “prepare to come aboard” like these pix of ana ivanovic.