like the rest of Philadelphia, we’re still waiting for the Flyers to show up in Pittsburgh so that we may begin game five of the Eastern Conference Finals……

if you can lay your hands on this steve carrell rookie card, you might have enough QUAN to buy some class for this woman. {gemmintten}

Excuse me, Is that a javelin in your knee or are you just happy to see me? {deadspin}

if this is how they react to leprechauns….we’d love to see these black folks on a snipe hunt. {fortheloveofsports}

the daily gizmodo: we’ll give you a free toaster if you can prove that you’ve seen this video of a flying penis disrupting a former chess champ turned political agitator on any other sports blog.

watch this teaser for HBO’s Hard Knocks and you’ll be as convinced as we are that Jerry Jones is a raging homosexual. {youtube}

it’s a travesty of justice that vendors are still allowed to sell . a travesty of justice that cracks us the hell up. {angryasianman}

ain’t it strange that this gay little diddy came from a band called BAD COMPANY?

it’s a great day to be a jewish african-american!

while we continue to weep for the failed candidacy of bar rafaeli, the final two of the Sexiest Woman on the Planet contest rages on and requires your intervention.  we suggest you sample the marissa miller.  {on205th}

where the fuck is PETPA when we need them? {huggingharoldreynolds}

via brahsome, we found out about this video featuring a nasty riot started by philadelphia eagles fans who are super pissed that chadjohnson, larryfitzgerald, anquanboldin, roywilliams, bobbyengram and are not yet eagles.  word just in that this riot is NOT from the Philadelphia….but from manchester, england and apparently does NOT involve wide receivers in any way. but it’s a nasty scrum nonetheless. {observationbubble}

it’s never too early to begin thinking about your costume for the neighborhood halloween party. flatusyahu.com recommends this “giving birth to thyself” as a sure bet to please the crowds.

the daily gizmodo:  who knew that casio could produce cool video like this coke can getting columbined. {gizmodo}

anyone else smell fish? {fishinghoneys}

we want to be dirty:

the quality control department is off for the night….so let’s take a look at what we found in our inbox.

(we said box)

speaking of box…there’s nothing we DON’T like about multi-media scrapper Gina Carano (aka Crush from American Blabiators). but we EXSPESHALLY dig her belly. plus she has that slightly gnarled up ellen barkin thing happening with her face. which we find very attractive. anyway….Carano has a big MMA fight coming up (where her face will probably get “barkined” a bit more). here’s the hype on that subject. {yahoobuzz}

we aspire to be the tsar of the little league snack stand. such power. {withleather}

shooter defends the man who INVENTED the magic bullet theory. (fivetooltool)

the daily gizmodo: construction worker foreplay. {gizmodo}

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they’re our lead-off hitter cause they ALWAYS get on base……and this scarlett johansson/penelope cruz lesbian kiss video is a homerrrrrrun. {on205th}

not for nothing, but this hank steinbrenner expose has the best title of any blog post ever written. goddamn we wish we could write like harvey bars. {tiricosuave}

we hope rumors of philadelphia eagles in cowboy suckwuss roy williams are untrue…even if he is bent on having a breakout 2008 season. {sportaphile}

p.s. how the gasman missed sportaphile’s logo in his list of top sports blog logos is mystifying….they have MULTIPLE logos….all of which are top notch.

we just noticed that ALL former beverly hills 90210 female stars have slightly strange faces. {theworldofisaac}

chase utley’s got bush! no…not THAT kind of bush (although we’re sure he gets plenty of that, too). no….utley has dubya on his team. {huggingharoldreynolds}

one of the interns just mocked LKJ for posting a picture of chase utley, but not a screen capture of scarlett johansson and penelope cruz. man-crushes are mysterious thing, indeed.

MUST SEE proof that manny ramirez was most definately one of the men on the grassy knoll. {awful announcing}

we wonder how the once promising career of wide receiver jerry porter got off track? {kissingsuzykolber}

your daily gizmodo: authentic indiana jones hats now available for just ninety-nine bucks. {gizmodo}

speaking of dave grohl….there’s no way in hell this tune shouldn’t be on your ipod:

kate beckinsale weighs 90 lbs and has no booty, but is a finalist in the sexiest woman in the world contest. i’m guessing either the fix is in, or the black vote has not yet been counted. {on205th}

maybe it’s because i’ve got a boner for hitchcock flicks and it has a rear window feel, but for some reason i STILL find this parking rant amusing. {cuzoogle}

only FOUR MORE years until you get to legally see some Taylor Momsen nipple. or so we hear. {blogofhilarity}

when was the last time you got stoned out of your skull? {brahsome}

we think it’s in bad taste to make fun of successful women just because they have back zits, chest hair and testi-ovaries. shame on you people. {huggingharoldreynolds}

(the prior link reminds us that dupes told us that he once spanked to softballer dot richardson while watching a tranny porno)

the mothers on pond view drive in audobon, pa never looked as good as any of the top 10 celebrity milfs. but that doesn’t mean we didn’t coax some protein thinking about them anyway. {donchavez}

if you’re too young to remember that bird and magic were kobe and lebron before kobe and lebron where spermazoa….then you might not enjoy this throwback video as much as we did. {youtube}

this is your goalkeeper’s drugs on brain. uh…you know what we meant. {youtube}

apparently the black vote HAS been counted in this list of girls with the most junk-in-the-trunk….all micks to the back of the room to be fitted for your penis extension. {next-thing}

if you don’t get big energy from this song, then viagra won’t help your dong: