are there hotter chicks in hollywood?  quite possibly.

are there more beautfiul chicks in hollywood?  quite possibly.

but there’s something about carla gugino that puts us over the moon.  she’s tasty.

and although this is a benign pic, simply showing off her perfectness in a non-nude format, it gives us license to explore more…interesting…..carla images.

like here.

and here.

and here.

and here.

and here.

and here’s a nice video tribute.  once you get past the opening, you get some pretty steamy video of carla doing beautiful things!

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how can we call ourselves the world’s only heterosexual gossip site, perezhilton for poon lovers, etc. etc. if we’re going to whiff on a major piece of ass like this?

(it’s a rhetorical question, please don’t answer us, buzz bissinger)

several posts back, we noticed david duchovny getting cozy with “roller skate girl” on the set of californication.  well, “roller skate girl” is, of course, madeline zima, a totally hot actress with lots of credits under her belt.

more importantly, she also has lots of hotness under her belt as well….as evidenced by her being nude here.

and here.

and throwing a massive pokie here.

so…in summary….tea leoni has nothing to worry about….her husband isn’t flirting with extras….he’s constantly getting naked onscreen with a nubile young costar.  we’re glad we could help calm your worries.

remember the gay 1930’s when hollyburgh made movies featuring tastefully naked starlets?

yeah.  us neither.

but that doesn’t matter…..because megan fox remembers and megan fox wants to get all fleshy on us!

HEY NOW!

according to the daily star uk:

She said: “I would love to do a movie naked – it would be beautiful.

“No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?”

uhhh…megan….not for nothing, but nudity didn’t come to the movies until the sixties.  stop talking, take your clothes off, begin filming.

pretty please.

[images via WENN]

important breasts rarely rest, so we were surprised to find carla gugino and her cleavage enjoying lunch with f&f at urth caffe.  get it?  urth.  like….earth?

editorial note to the photog staff….if you’d just get off your asses and move a little to the left, the picture below might have been an epic upskirt pic.  one for the ages.

since we couldn’t bring you the upskirt, we feel compelled to show you this.

[images via mavrixonline]

If American’s saw soccer player Christian Wilhelmson on vacation with Swedish model Oksana, there might be more interest in the sport. The image your really looking for here….and more after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

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wtf is kristen davis doing to this poor dudes thumb? we went digging for glamour pix from last nights lakers game and all we could come up with was some pix of FERGIE dressed like a new orleans cab driver (see below) and these super-strange pix of davis molesting this dude’s thumb.

while these photos were amusing, we prefer our kristen davis like this. and…NSFW….like this.

[all images via mavrixonline]

this post began as your typical wardrobe malfunction post. you know the one where the celeb gets a little toasted and flashes some beavre or the funbag?

then we took a closer look. this is what playboy playmate’s breasts used to look like. now? not so much.

sand was out and about last night and got a little loose with the flashing and we got to see things we did not want to see. rumors have been floating throughout the flatusphere that sand had her implants taken out…a rumor that has been denied on more than one occasion.

we suppose it’s possible she had her gallbladder remove via her nipples….but something BAD definately happend there. click on to see the rest of the carnage… Read the rest of this entry »

 

hells bells harry…we’d like to see ANYONE naked….err….any female that is. so the answer is resounding YES that professional tennis player Ashley Harkleroad is Playboy worthy!

and that’s really fortunate because young miss THANG has agreed to pose for the magazine, according to our favorite news source, sports illustrated.

Hackleroad is known for showing lots of skin while playing. Her tennis ability? Not so much. Let’s just say that it’s a good thing she’s a hot tottie, or she’d be working as the assistant tennis pro at Bushwood.

Read on to see more Ashley eye-candy….which will tide you over until we see her nude.

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yeah, we know we’re like the last blogger to post Eva Mendes’ Nipple(s)……but we always say….be first….or be last……don’t be one of those 12 million in the middle.

you can see more at nerve.

WE’VE got spirit yes WE do, WE’VE got spirit how ’bout YOU?

They sure got spirit down there in Goshen, OH were cheerleading coach Victoria Schattauer (that’s her name, we SHAT you not) allegedly took nude photos of herself with a freshman cheerleader.

Holy Roger Clemens!

Schattauer allegedly took the pictures at a party where alcohol was allegedly provided by her and assistant football coach Andrew Emerson….who, along with Schattauer, was promptly fired (we hope we got some off Schattauer for his troubles….if you know what we mean).

 “They have to be the right role models, and that is exactly what we expect from our employees,” Goshen Superintendent Charlene Thomas said.

Duh.

See more pictures below the fold.

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