“When it isn’t cold it’s this big…..“

Michael Phelps broke 2 world records this weekend at the US Olympic trials in Omaha,NE. A big part of that is the $550 Speedo LZR Racer “Package Enhancer” Edition that he is sporting above.

For $550 bucks couldn’t Speedo figure out how to not make the package stand out so bad? It looks like a squirrel is trying to fight his way out of a crown royal bag down there.

The shorts I wear to the pool don’t allow me to fully show off what I am packing.  I plan on buying one of these Speedo LZR’s and just floating on my back the entire time at the community pool.

Back when I use to swim in high school I would unwrap my leftover foreskin and breeze through the water like a porpoise.

I kid, I kid.

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no….not THAT kind of tainted chinese pork.

big day in the life of TennisPornStar danira safina as she was named to the russian olympic team after another TennisPornStar, anna chakvetadze (seen here and here) bowed out due to injury and emotional exhaustion.