on205th:  nothing says i’m having ham tonight like paz vega’s perfect buttocks.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage:  nothing says bloggers aren’t  the only ones objectifying women like the san antonio spurs asking us to vote on the final member of their dance team.

screenjunk.com:  nothing says i don’t have to diet anymore and hit hot chicks if i can just get famous like artie lange lounging with the beautiful babies.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, ns4w: nothing says newton didn’t anticipate cindy crawford’s boozies when he developed his theory of gravity.

nextround:  nothing says i wouldn’t have to shave my back and could hit hot chicks if i only played soccer like peter couch’s wife.

on205th: nothing says “i don’t milking elsie” like this highly unusual and potentially disturbing image.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, bustedcoverage:  nothing says i can’t wait to watch the Evian Masters like this picture of natalie gulbis squeezing out a qweef.

donchavez:  nothing says “tony parker could be having the time of his life if he wasn’t married to that bitchy looking chick from desperate housewives”  like these pictures of the san antonio spurs dance team.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 2, withleather:  nothing says “SPF is the new WMD” like yankees stadium officials confiscating sunscreen in the name of defending against terrorism.  cockhogs, indeed.

brightblackinternet:  nothing says “i’ll take two” like a 99 cent BJ”.

gratuitous link to monster site of the day, part 3, ns4w:  nothing says “prepare to come aboard” like these pix of ana ivanovic.