So what’s up with the Big Kid Shawn Andrews, unexcused absence from Eagles camp? We don’t know, but rumors go swirling about and we thought we’d look into it.

(Why block out the other guys face? Who knows, it wasn’t rocket science to find his myspace page) So the scenario has come about that MAYBE the Big Kid is gay and won’t come out of the Vito Spatafore gay club. Now mind, you the rumors are pretty much made up rumors that get labeled rumors and gain some momentum, but once we saw this picture, rumor or not, it got us thinking of some similarities to one of our favorite TV gay guys, Vito Spatafore. And we can start by saying, we love the gays. We employ KBF don’t we? So this ain’t a bashing thread. Just some fun. We envision it played out like so:
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wow.  just when things were looking up for philadelphia, a city which hasn’t won a championship since 1983, it’s hit with a shit storm of bad news:

jimmy rollins has post-mvp-whogivesafuck-disorder.

pro-bowl guard shawn andrews has herpes, cancer, sensitive nipples, or some kind of other problem (probably a financial) preventing him from being in camp.

asante samuel, the eagles most important free-agent signing since jevon kearse (doh!), shreds his hamstring the first week of camp. (doh! doh!)

good times!

can’t wait for arena bowl.