this video is evidence of an unusual phenomenon in law enforcement:

1. for some reason streakers are treated like potential presidential assassins. we’re fairly certain that sirhan sirhan (look it up kids) didn’t take the beating this guy did.

2. where do these stadiums find security guys how both have the ability and the willingness to hurl their bodies at full speed at a naked man….all for 9.50 an hour with no beneifts? you ever watch the show cops? most of the cops on there couldn’t tackle a jockey, and they get full bennies, pensions, etc.etc. the rent-a-cops at the ballparks are special breed, indeed.

[h/t bustedcoverage]