Hey You, Get Your Damn Hands Off Her!
holy lance parrish, batman! could tampering be sweeping the nation again? si.com is reporting that the fudgepackers have filed tampering charges against the vikequeens, alleging them of having pre-marital relations with favre while he is still technically their bedmate. whew. NOBODY fucks with george mcfly ted thompson. this could turn into an HBO movie!
in other news, proving there really is a god, vikequeens coach brad childress injured his back whilst reeling in a 66 lb grouper down in FLA. According to charlie walters of twincities.com:
Vikings coach Brad Childress threw his back out reeling in a 65-pound goliath grouper while deep-sea fishing near Marco Island, Fla., last week. He’ll be fine, though, he said.
“I don’t see myself being on PUP (physically unable to perform),” he said.
MUP (mentally unable to perform) is mosdef a possibility, eh, brad?



