the subject:  matea mezak

country:  croatia

current world ranking:  unranked

here’s our effort to wipe away the stain caused by dickietrump’s richard simmons item:

meet romania’s edina gallovits.  and although she’s only ranked #54 in the world, she’s #1 in our groins this morning.

note to romania:  this may be our last effort for a while to bring your lame ass into the 20th century.  tell your friends about flatusyahu.com, or we’ll drop you bitches from the flatusphere.  you’ve been warned.

fellow pervs, what you have here is the nicely-defined cameltoe of russias olga panova, currently the 302th ranked woman in the world.

apparently they don’t give out points for having prominent beef flaps.

huh.

welcome to the toe of andrea hlavackova.  like many czech women….totally smoking bod……average in the helmet.

what are you gonna do?

jade curtis of great britain.  and now we shall practice our backhand stroke.

with both maria sharapova and ana ivanovic out of wimbledon, the world will be searching high and low for authentic and fresh tennisporn.  we’re just the people to fill that niche.

say hello to miho saeki, from japan.  like most asians, she’s got a nice wide patch and isn’t afraid to use it to provide pg-rated relief to the masses of repressed men in japan.

banzai!

big day in the life of TennisPornStar danira safina as she was named to the russian olympic team after another TennisPornStar, anna chakvetadze (seen here and here) bowed out due to injury and emotional exhaustion.

say hello to angelique widjaja. she has a first name like a porn star…and a last name like…..like….a widjaja!