i’ll admit i’m somewhat biased, what with my handle being citizien busch and all, but the decision by sports illustrated wrascar writer tom bowlesy to name jeff burton as the top driver for the first half of the racing season is just about the dumbest thing i’ve ever read.

citing burton’s “unprecedented” stretch seventeen top 15 finishes….THAT’S TOP FIFTEEN…..(roughly the top one third of the racing field)……and his brief appearance atop the points leader board…..IN APRIL……bowlesy obviously believes that consistent mediocrity is a better measurement than kyle busch’s, leader of la revolucion, seven victories….in just the SPRINT series alone!!!!

a paragraph later, bowlesy cites busch’s TWELVE top FIVE finishes and seven victories that busch is a “hard charger”.

citizens….this may be the most ridiculous piece of writing i’ve ever seen.  and you must read it.  and you must write to this man.  and you must tell him that citizen busch at flatusyahu.com wishes to leg wrestle him into a humiliating submission.

and most of all, you must demand a retraction.