thank god i didn’t hire an agent because LKJ is pulling out of the nba draft and returning to memphis to play with tyreke evans.

 

nothing’s more fascinating to LKJ than canadian on canadian automotive hate crime. even cuz will agree that this is the finest whip to park itself in front a driveway in his neighborhood this year. nice shoes on that bitch! {cuzoogle}

we’re not going to take it personally that we have tennisporn competition.  there’s enough tennis hotness in the world to go around.  {fakebuzzbissinger}

amanda bynes makes lkj cream his banana hammock.  but i hope her thighs aren’t getting too big.  you be the judge.  {on205th}

who you calling sir, bitch?  {withleather}

the biography may be fictional, but the cameltoe is not.  {kissingsuzykolber}

hhr sadly reports that although larry craig bobblefoot night is still on at the st. paul saints, eliot spitzer night at the macon music (yeah…that’s a real minor league team name) has been canceled.{huggingharoldreynolds}

the daily gizmodo:  a box of tissues will be included with all new iphones.

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don’t h8 carrie underwood. {h8torade}

9-to-fried gets paid to f-off …so he has time to scout out places like the toilet restaurant.

don’t be slow. oh no no no.

 

if allen iverson isn’t the answer….maybe I am?

on205th doesn’t provide further evidence of Christy Oglevee’s (aka Chris Cooley’s fiancee) tail….but he does provide further evidence that Cooley is in for one helluva wedding night.

did phil mickelson’s manboobs get in the way when he and ari gold hugged it out on entourage? {withleather}

(btw…for the record while we agree with almost everything withleather says almost all the time on almost every occassion…we disagree with their assessment of entourage.  mrs. ari gold is the reason.)

if you are fan of the glam-rock group kiss…then you’ll likely enjoy this epic performance.  {ilovebacon}

thanks to cityrag, whose generous contribution allows us to nearly fulfill our perfect booty quota for the day.  oh….there’s more of this happy scene right here.

we wonder what this piston’s dance girl looks like when she’s half-naked and getting drunk with a bunch of her hot dancer friends?  {donchavez}

we heard charlie sheen started cheating on denise richards when one day he rolled over and realized she looked like carson daly.  {bannedinhollywood} (h/t on205th)

the daily gizmodo: are you man enough to rock the natural porridge flavored iCondom?  didn’t think so.

throwing a musical bone to Dupes (and Chase Utley):

has there ever been a more fearsome foursome than paul pierce, ray allen, kevin garnett and larrykingjolson?

jessica simpson breathed a sigh of relief to find out that, although she doesn’t have tony romo anymore, she still has nipples.  there’s more simpson breast self-exam madness at on205th.

we really, really, really, really like #44 at the Jet’s cheerleader tryouts.  {withleather}

in canada, we’ve found the fountain of poon:  cuzoogle’s THE SEVEN features oodles of pictures of his favorite DEAL OR NO DEAL babies.

shakespeare dimaggio is gay for o.j. mayo.  {tiricosuave}

WOI is waxing nostalgic about the days when Jessica Alba was available and stretch-mark free.  {worldofisaac}

DNA testing will prove that the semen on her cap and gown is not from a duke lacrosse player. {brahsome}

the daily gizmodo:  what to get the girl who’s afraid of fried tits.

Susan Waldman’s femininity ain’t buried there, but according to Shooter…Bernie Williams and eleven other unusual things are buried at Yankee Stadium. {epiccarnival}{fivetooltool}

not since milt thompson platooned with pete incaviglia in ‘93 has black and white worked so well together: