The WNBA, fresh from it’s first brawl and Rick Mahorn beating, is trying to keep the momentum and their place in the mainstream sports news by signing 50 year old Nancy Lieberman to a contract. I’m certain she could score a few points on us (not the gasman, he’s a goaltender) but it’s a whole new market the WNBA hasn’t thought. Games will soon be played in retirement homes so crowds can double in size.

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dubya welcoming the 2007 wnba champs, the phoenix mercury.

(we’re pretty sure we just ruined any chance of ever scoring a wnba press pass.  dang.)